Monday 12 May 2014

'Lew'sing Respect. But I'm Back

My intention was to finish my Clapton Ramble last missive and simply turn up and just enjoy the festivities at Leyton Orient, maybe even down a Tyskie or 2 with the Wife's blessing, however recent events have left me just itching to get back on the keyboard and make a comment. Finished my last post with a reworking of 'This Land is your Land', currently looking to reword 'Send In the Clowns', such is the debacle from the shambolic 'Circus Upstairs'.
Hard to comprehend exactly what the current 'Powers To Be' are up to but their handling of the whole affair has been yet again amateurish and lacking any sort of class. You would have thought they would have at least learnt some lessons from the sustained backlash to Neil's sacking, but no, the're at it again and unbelievably making even more of a pigs ear if that were possible. I myself am a new convert to the phenomenon of 'Social Media' but quite clearly it is something that needs to be treated with respect if you don't want ill conceived comments coming back to bite you . Along with interested 'Football Newspapers' I watched with interest as ridiculously patronising 'Tweets' came from the 'New Club Management', ok I buy the fact that everyone is entitled to an opinion but to stir up a 'Hornets Nest' and then retract all your comments smacks of at best naivety and at worst stupidity. Similar actions from the other half of the 'Dynamic Duo' last time they went public with their opinions but certain parties got wise and the incriminating words were recorded for all to see. It's a sterling quality of those that care about this Club that they won't give the 'Puppet Dictatorship' an easy ride, their own ethics smack of 'Honesty, Loyalty and Integrity' not words easily associated to the current regime. 
Not just the Fans and 'Ex Management' who have had their say either, the players clearly not happy and have expressed their feelings in no uncertain terms. When you consider that there is no doubt the 'New Management' will take this personally, this is a very brave stance but typical of the principled bunch of players that Chris and Neil have assembled and the mutual Loyalty and Respect which is there for all interested parties to see. Managers from other Clubs also publically voicing their disapproval of the conduct of individuals representing Clapton FC so can't just say it's a case of certain individuals stirring it-condemnation seems pretty much universal and a poor reflection on 'My Club'
Oh well , sometimes nice to have a little rant on a Sunday morning, have applied for the 'Fan on the Field' competition for next weeks game, so it's back on the exercise bike and polishing the old brown leather boots just in case-will dedicate any goal to Chris and Neil just in case the 'Impossible Dream materialises.
One last Time- Come On You 'Real' Tons
 


LEW LISTZ
11th May 2014
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Friday 2 May 2014

Lew's Last Stand

Last ever Lew this and I want to do things a bit differently, it’s been a pleasure to write up my Chronicles from the season and I thank everyone who has taken the time to read whatever happens to flow off my pen. Set out to get to every game and have achieved that, loads of laugh’s , high’s and low’s along the way but in Gav’s words by and large it’s ‘been a blast’, met a lot of like minded people and the camaraderie will stay with me all my days.
I’d like to further thank all the fantastic Clapton Supporters for the many memorable moments witnessed and commented upon this year. In particular I’d like to publically thank Andy Barr for publishing my ‘body of work’ and having the patience to amend spellings and wording whenever requested. I can only applaud his dogged efforts to get the ‘Club’ back where it belongs and say a hearty ‘Well Done’. Hopefully there will be a happing ending to the whole saga, but whatever happens it won’t be through lack of trying.
Anyway on to the main focus of this issue, I’ve taken the liberty to rework a song that has always meant a lot to me. Written by The Great Woody Guthrie I hope the essence of the lyrics strike some sort of chord with the majority of supporters, if not go and support Great Wakering (only joking). Hopefully some of you will enjoy it -it say’s more than I could ever put on the written page.
I apologise in advance for my poor attempt to imitate it-but here goes:-
AS I WAS WALKING, TO SPEND MY GIRO
I SAW ABOVE ME ENDLESS PYRO
I SAW BELOW ME AN OLD SHOPPING TROLLEY
THIS GROUND IS MADE FOR YOU AND ME
I ROAMED AND RAMBLED, AND I FOLLOWED MY FOOTSTEPS
TO THE SPARKLING SANDS OF THE ‘OLD DOG’ DESERT
BUT FROM THE CLUBHOUSE, A VOICE WAS SHOUTING
THIS CLUB’S NOT MADE FOR YOU AND ME
BUT THEN THE SUN CAME SHINING, AS I WAS STROLLING
THE FANS WERE CHANTING , PITCH NEEDED A GOOD ROLLING
AS THE SMOKE WAS LIFTING, I CAN HEAR THE WORDS STILL
THEY SAID THIS CLUB WAS MADE FOR WOODSY AND NEIL
AS I WENT WALKING, I SAW A SIGN THERE
AND ON IT WAS WRITTEN ‘VINCE JUST DON’T CARE’
BUT THE OTHER SIDE SAID ‘THE ULTRAS WOZ ERE’
THAT SIDE WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME
IN THE SHADOW OF THE SCAFFOLD, I SAW OUR FAN BASE
BY THE CLUBHOUSE I SAW HIS FACE
AS THEY STOOD THEIR CHANTING, I FOUND MYSELF ASKING
IS THIS CLUB MADE FOR YOU AND ME?
THE CIRCUS UPSTAIRS CAN NEVER STOP US
AS WE GO WALKING THAT ‘TYRE SHOP’ HIGHWAY
NO ‘CHIEF EXECUTIVE’ CAN MAKE US TURN BACK
THIS CLUB WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME
LEW LITZ 2014 –DEDICATED TO CHRIS, NEIL AND ALL THE CLAPTON FAMILY
SEE YOU SOON, REMEMBER LEW MIGHT BE STANDING IN A SCAFFOLD NEAR YOU NEXT SEASON.
  

LEW LISTZ
1st May 2014
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